The Signs as Persona 5 Characters

Aries: Morgana
Taurus: Makoto Nijima
Gemini: Goro Akechi
Cancer: Ryuji Sakamoto
Leo: Protagonist/Joker
Virgo: Yuuki Mishima
Libra: Sadayo Kawakami
Scorpio: Ann Takamaki
Sagittarius: Haru Okumura
Capricorn: Sae Nijima
Aquarius: Yusuke Kitagawa
Pisces: Futaba Sakura
[NOTE: A majority of these are the canon star signs of the Persona 5 cast. The ones that are not canon and were picked by me to suit characters who lack a canon birthday are: Morgana, Protagonist/Joker, Yuuki Mishima, and Sadayo Kawakami.]

Akira: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Ryuji: That was deep.
Yusuke: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is technically a fruit smoothie.
Ryuji: That was deeper.
Makoto: Common sense is knowing a ketchup isn't a damn smoothie you nasty.

Yusuke: Art is refined, beautiful, meaningful-
Futaba: Salvador Dali drove a limo full of cauliflower and described it as an artistic and spiritual endeavor.
Yusuke:
Futaba: Also he painted a picture of Hitler masturbating because he had a really weird sexual attraction to him.
Yusuke:
Futaba: Also-
Yusuke: Point taken.

Me, crying softly, looking to my dog for comfort and reassurance: But does Yusuke KNOW I love him???

Me, yesterday, young and naive: Ryuji and Yusuke? I guess I could kind of see it, but I don't really ship it.
Me, today, 10 chapters into a fic: UHM WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE ADORABLE.